She doesn't really forbid cursing per say, but at the same time, I'm 25 now, and my little sister is 14. I've been out to my mom since I was 19 or something, so that really doesn't strike her as odd at all.

She just thinks it looks tacky when teenage children are cursing at Walmart...I **** you not. That's her dilemma.

My Aunt next day airs me four of Lou's pizzas for christmas every year. You sir have a keen eye for good eats.

Oh yeah! Lou's is right down the street from me. I go there alot.

I have to say your Aunt and you do as well.

Palermo's, Aurelio's, Fox's, Papa Joe's, Pequod's, Giordano's. In that order.

I remember they had a Pizza war show on travel channel and it came down to Lou's and Giordanos for bragging rights. Can't remember who won.

my client thinks I'm Special Branch (Police)

and intends to make a report against me

Jammed with a really good bassist today, we did some long soundscapes together it was really sick. Got ultra baked and a tad bit drunk, and that made me play my guitar even better. Ordered pizza and the pizza man sang with us in Italian, it was very ridiculous but it was still pretty badass. He made the pizza and delivered it himself, I felt like Anthony Bourdain or something, it was freaking awesome. Also got a marimba player from my music class to join the band and play some Zappa covers with us.

Pretty fantastic day, I think I might be getting a raise tomorrow too, I have a meeting with the boss and there's an opening in the processing department at my work, which means more pay, more hours, and my own office. Or I could be getting fired, but I'm thinking that's out of the picture.

Those are all good too.

It went and came faster than I could ever imagine. Ah, I need to start getting out more.

Sounds like you need to get in more. Get it?! I was making a link between what you said and premature ejaculation! Oh, I crack myself up. What a card. Too bad you're a ****ing spammer.