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Old 04-17-2013, 10:57 AM   #22911 (permalink)
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There's a town here in Pennsylvania called Intercourse.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:01 AM   #22912 (permalink)
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"Well drinks"? The **** kinda weird hillbilly bars do you go to? Where I live we generally try not to drink from wells.
You really do need to get out more Homie.

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Old 04-17-2013, 11:02 AM   #22913 (permalink)
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Lads, I'm fair dying for a blow job. All this sexual innuendo has me shparky.

Any takers? Or givers i should say. I'll buy yez a sandwiche.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:03 AM   #22914 (permalink)
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**** me. I just filled out my first job application in three years. I guess I'd feel a little bit of accomplishment if I weren't applying to McDonald's. ****ing rat race.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:11 AM   #22915 (permalink)
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**** me. I just filled out my first job application in three years. I guess I'd feel a little bit of accomplishment if I weren't applying to McDonald's. ****ing rat race.
Shoot for manager. They usually pull in 60,000 a year for the best facilities.
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Old 04-17-2013, 11:13 AM   #22916 (permalink)
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Lads, I'm fair dying for a blow job. All this sexual innuendo has me shparky.

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Old 04-17-2013, 11:38 AM   #22917 (permalink)
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There's a city around where I live called Goochland.
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There's a town here in Pennsylvania called Intercourse.
There's a lake in Ontario called Crotch Lake. And a town in Newfoundland called Dildo. Actually, NFLD has the most hilarious place names - there's also Conception Bay, Come By Chance (looool), Pothead, Ass Rock, Goobies (my friend says everyone calls it Boobies though, haha)

And in Saskatchewan there's Climax. lol.

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My favourite pub closed down today. Minute silence.
There was a bar here that all of us used to go to for post-exams celebrations, and it closed 2 weeks ago. We wanted to have a huge party there this month to celebrate graduation, but now we can't
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Old 04-17-2013, 01:53 PM   #22918 (permalink)
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Day started at 2:40 am worked for eight hours...one of my bosses called and my department head had a stroke when I left work yesterday...I have major inventory this week... day ended at 1:00 pm home for a 2 hour nap which was supposed to be a 4 hour nap ( but the job called and woke me up early) Why I dunno because I am due back in today at 6:00 pm.. and I just got a text from the big kahuna that says "I LOVE YOUR DEDICATION"
I responded "Yes DEAD-ICATION chizzle that on my epitaph will you..." FML I will be there until 12:00 am..but was given a long weekend because of my dead-ication Anyone want to get drunk with me later
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:26 PM   #22919 (permalink)
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Lads, I'm fair dying for a blow job. All this sexual innuendo has me shparky.

Any takers? Or givers i should say. I'll buy yez a sandwiche.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

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Old 04-17-2013, 08:28 PM   #22920 (permalink)
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I'm not so sure why I've been getting involved with so many ladies lately, but it all adds up to drama I have to drag myself out of now. I'm seriously just gonna turn A-sexual.

Anyone care to join?
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