Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1313505)

So the button thing that holds me pants together broke last weekend while I had a mess fight with one of my mates(it was pretty rough really, I was covered in bruises and scratches for days) I also ripped my jumper but it was worth it. Violent bromances are great. Anyway I am going off topic, I got a new button thing sewed on to it, went in to work today, after about 30 minutes, POP! So I relied on my zip to hold up my chords, I went to the bathroom there about thirty minutes ago, whatever I did, the zip mechanic thing blew up.

Then before i could even leave the bathroom to go up to my quiet room to work on some CAD, I got called by one of the lads to go downstairs and cover phones in case any clients rang while he was at one of his project meetings. I waddled down the stairs, and observed the situation, what resources could I use to hold my pants together for the last half an hour of the working day, I found some elastic bands, they all snapped, I then came up with the idea of putting both hands on my waist with my elbows out was the most practical way of walking around while keeping my pants up and stopping anyone from seeing that my zip was open for the world to see, I also pulled my shirt out from under my jumper to hang over the top quarter of my pants, Now I have to leave work and get home, this bit should be interesting.

Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1313505)

So the button thing that holds me pants together broke last weekend while I had a mess fight with one of my mates(it was pretty rough really, I was covered in bruises and scratches for days) I also ripped my jumper but it was worth it. Violent bromances are great. Anyway I am going off topic, I got a new button thing sewed on to it, went in to work today, after about 30 minutes, POP! So I relied on my zip to hold up my chords, I went to the bathroom there about thirty minutes ago, whatever I did, the zip mechanic thing blew up.

Then before i could even leave the bathroom to go up to my quiet room to work on some CAD, I got called by one of the lads to go downstairs and cover phones in case any clients rang while he was at one of his project meetings. I waddled down the stairs, and observed the situation, what resources could I use to hold my pants together for the last half an hour of the working day, I found some elastic bands, they all snapped, I then came up with the idea of putting both hands on my waist with my elbows out was the most practical way of walking around while keeping my pants up and stopping anyone from seeing that my zip was open for the world to see, I also pulled my shirt out from under my jumper to hang over the top quarter of my pants, Now I have to leave work and get home, this bit should be interesting.

Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1313510)

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Lmao, I am in actual hysterics at the idea of you walking around like this.

Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 1313514)

Haha, thats brilliant. Sounds like a slapstick sketch.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1313517)

Today, in line at the cafeteria at work, I saw a man scratch his nose with a banana. True story.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1313525)

Is that a metaphor?

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1313526)

No. He actually scratched his nose with a literal banana. You can think of it as a metaphor if you want though.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1313517)

Today, in line at the cafeteria at work, I saw a man scratch his nose with a banana. True story.