He didn't look the type, but there are other managers I'm sure. Regardless, I know there's some sketchy twenty-something who sells dime bags full of seeds and stems.

That actually does make me feel better.

Ive never met a drug dealer that doesn't own a creepy pet like a Tarantula or a Snake.

That's what you oughta be doing Batlord, working your shift and dealing on the side.

yea batlord. it's never too late to take some initiative and become a petty criminal

Why the **** not. It's not like the people working there are ever gonna do anything with their lives anyway.

What about the various college kids who are doing anything they can just to pay rent while they finish their degree? There are definitely people who have worked at Burger King and gone on to be successful

The Batlord: Makes fun of people who work at Burger King immediately following getting a job at Burger King.

Yea but before they do Batlord can sell them weed and turn in a nice profit.

With a little luck maybe he'll ruin their future and they won't go anywhere and remain his steady customer.

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, but seriously, some minimum wage slaves really do go to community college for a degree they might as well use for toilet paper.

I think that only reinforces my point.

Just because you've never even stepped foot on a college campus doesn't give you the right to make fun of those that actually go there to learn **** and make a life for themselves. And if working at Burger King is necessary for completing that process...well so be it

Nah you can go ahead and make fun of us Batlord.