Well, I was the one following it around like a paparazzo so I wouldn't have blamed it if it got angry. It was all cool though.

I was attacked by a pheasant as a child which is basically just a fancy ass turkey and I have a scar on my face from it so **** that dude.

I've always shown a startling amount of courage around birds.

I hate them soul less creatures!

Wild turkeys are goddamn dinosaurs.

Thats what the say about you....

I'm adding Photographer of Prehistoric Beasts to my resume.

On a side note, a friend of mine once encountered an angry pheasant on a remote hiking trail. He tried to flee but the thing chased him so he turned around and kicked it as hard as he could, which resulted in the death of the beast. He said he felt bad but it was either the bird or him.

Another one of my friends at work is leaving. Handed her notice in today. Ahh well, only three months before I leave anyway (unless I get offered some hours).

My Seahawks won the Superbowl in NJ

NJ was the first American soil I walked on when I got out of the Army

One of my favorite sports broadcasters, Sherri Ross, does color commentary for the NJ Devils.

The prettiest girl I ever bedded was from NJ.

Exoskeletal is from (or at least in) NJ & I consider him a bruh

The worst thing about NJ, IMO, is Ritchie Sambora. But there's plenty of good there.

Butt makes NJ good.