Child please I've delivered babies while doing keg stands. They are very real and very terrifyingly satisfying things.

I decided to share with an INFP group the most amazing thing I've ever photographed. They all are coming up with theories (very un-INFP like) about what actually happened, but I still have issues explaining in words that day.

Basically, my mom called me and told me there was a rainbow. I was like, "Sweet, I'll be out there in a minute," and she was like, "No. This is different. It's on our mailbox."

Which, naturally, is a trick of perception. Or so I thought.

I'm roughly 400-500 yards away, and I step out on the porch, my hair in a towel. There is a glorious rainbow, stretching across the sky. The end, on its right side, was on our mailboxes.

I'm all, "Holy shit," and my mom is all talking to me on the phone, like, "Yeah, I told you."

I walked several hundred yards to get on my mom's porch, where everyone else was located. The location of the rainbow didn't change, which completely defies all logic; it was at the same place, no matter what angle you viewed it.

No one would volunteer to walk to the mailboxes, myself included, even though it was less than 20 yards away at this point.

From this, I surmised: We don't know **** about rainbows, or how they're reflected.

Also, I am scared to death of potential leprechauns, as is everyone else in my family.

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i started today off the usual way.


by that i mean i had a couple shots with breakfasts. then works. hit the flasks on down time in the bathroom or wherever. got off early because suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper slow, especially for a Friday. got home. got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ****ed up. dont even know how much of what i did. jagers or jamesons shot were involved. i swear, there was a 'j' in the alcohol portion of the day somewhere. definitely had mimosas. and tall boys of cheap beerses in bagses because **** it dog, Life's a risk. continued plowing many-a alcoholic beverageses until i could no long skate and fell quite literally on my face. broke my rad prescription shades but it was dark out by then anyways. who wears shades at night? ty ry-hard cvm-brains that's who. i don't know what happened from then until now but there were cute girls who rocked out to the FIDLARS tunes i was blasting max volume from my ipods whilst on the train until the beer caught up with me and fartsies were had. and lottttttttttttttttttts of alcohols. truthfully i should be dead. all in all it was a good day and evening. except the work part. sans drinkie breaks it was a pretty lame day at the workses. and. another downers. i cant seem to get bonerz no morez. alcohols, for all the right you've done me this is a foul, foul, foul wrong. i shan't forget and i shan't forgive! but more than likely more drinks shall be had.

i cannot. feel. my appendages. or my sickly, untrustworthy hearts.

Ok I know they're real but like do they really get you more drunk than normal? I've been just told that I'm drunk not becaus of these leg stand things

After today I'm off work for a whole week! So stoked time to get ****ed up! Awwww yeah

I've been playing New Vegas non stop the last two weeks.

They are absolutely real, lol.

Maybe somebody got a shipment of gold. You could probably kick some leprechaun ass, you should've checked it out!

Don't let Trollheart see this. He actually thinks Bon Jovi is a real band! Who plays rock'n'roll!


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Currently on my way home for spring break. Going to spend some time with the family, get the band together, get a sack of happiness, and burn this city down.