Noticed there is a beweare of alligators sign in my schools parking lot.
Will bring crackers on orientation day.

I wonder what alligator clips are ? My guess is that they`re something you wear.

Not green, not precisely slime, but you`ll notice the similarity in this tv prog which first aired in January 1974:-

Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.

Jesus Christ man. You would have had less damage running into a semi in your car. Toys is for boys. LOL

Back in my day getting slimed actually meant something!

Jesus. Somehow the jaw seems like the worst part to me, but damn all of it sounds rough. Get better soon!

Thats the most lingering and painful (hard to chew), and I'll more than likely need surgery down the line at some point. Really, it's a toss-up between chewing and walking. If I could just sit, and not eat anything for about a month, I think I'll be ok.

Maybe not.

Thanks Janz. A little better every day.

Not too sure about that.

I thought about selling the dirt bike... for about 2 seconds. Nope.

Yeah, it meant you just said "I don't know".

my life would be one giant slime