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Old 07-02-2014, 01:03 PM   #28141 (permalink)
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Taking apart a piece of furniture in my room that I've been meaning to remove for like ever I discovered behind it yet another Black Widow spider. The bitch is now deader than ****, but I now need a new dust pan. I got... excited.
"Another black widow spider"

WHAT AREA OF HELL DO YOU LIVE IN???
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Old 07-02-2014, 01:09 PM   #28142 (permalink)
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Well I got fired, again. It appears that I'm too absent minded to be employable. Evidentally I left company assets (an ipad) unsecured again. I actually looked for this stuff before I locked up and either didn't see it or recognize it. I honestly don't know wtf I'm gonna do. My unemployment doesn't even cover my bills. My brain is just mush. I need help finding something I can do and no such help exists. I may have to look into disability. FML.
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:01 PM   #28143 (permalink)
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Damn Paul, that really sucks. I'm sorry to hear that =(.
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:03 PM   #28144 (permalink)
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Well I got fired, again. It appears that I'm too absent minded to be employable. Evidentally I left company assets (an ipad) unsecured again. I actually looked for this stuff before I locked up and either didn't see it or recognize it. I honestly don't know wtf I'm gonna do. My unemployment doesn't even cover my bills. My brain is just mush. I need help finding something I can do and no such help exists. I may have to look into disability. FML.

Awww, I'm really sorry Paul, that's awful.
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:44 PM   #28145 (permalink)
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Well I got fired, again. It appears that I'm too absent minded to be employable. Evidentally I left company assets (an ipad) unsecured again. I actually looked for this stuff before I locked up and either didn't see it or recognize it. I honestly don't know wtf I'm gonna do. My unemployment doesn't even cover my bills. My brain is just mush. I need help finding something I can do and no such help exists. I may have to look into disability. FML.


How can you be fired for being absent minded - have you got a union to sort this out?
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:45 PM   #28146 (permalink)
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"Another black widow spider"

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**** if I know. I'd never even seen a Black Widow spider outside of an exhibit, but now I've seen two in the last few months (possibly three since there was another smaller spider that looked very suspicious, though I can't be sure). I'm pretty sure there were two males hanging around the first one too, so I think I may have prevented an even bigger infestation. I think I might look into burning the house down and blaming it on the dog.
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:55 PM   #28147 (permalink)
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I've seen two in the last few months (possibly three since there was another smaller spider that looked very suspicious, though I can't be sure). I'm pretty sure there were two males hanging around the first one too, so I think I may have prevented an even bigger infestation.
That is seriously horrifying. They could be hiding in weird places and someday crawl up on you when you're sleeping and looking like a sizeable spider snack AND THEY'LL MURDER YOU.
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Old 07-02-2014, 07:13 PM   #28148 (permalink)
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That is seriously horrifying. They could be hiding in weird places and someday crawl up on you when you're sleeping and looking like a sizeable spider snack AND THEY'LL MURDER YOU.
Well there's no way in **** they're in my room now at least. I literally took just about everything in it out, cleaned the **** out of it, and then completely reorganized it. Unless they're hiding in my TV I'm safe... Oh god.
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Old 07-02-2014, 07:15 PM   #28149 (permalink)
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If you FedEx me their carcasses, I'll totally make you an embedded resin necklace for free, as long as I get to keep one.
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Old 07-02-2014, 07:19 PM   #28150 (permalink)
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If you FedEx me their carcasses, I'll totally make you an embedded resin necklace for free, as long as I get to keep one.
Yeah, they're pretty much completely annihilated. I don't **** around with those little bastards, I crush them until I can't even be sure they weren't just really old pieces of gum on the bottom of a school desk. It's why I need a new dustpan. It was the only weapon at hand and I wasn't really concerned with preserving its integrity.
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