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Old 09-21-2014, 11:09 PM   #28911 (permalink)
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My friend is getting one of his testicles removed and all I can do to support him is making Lance Armstrong jokes.
*Opens mouth and takes deep breath... closes and shakes head*
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:41 PM   #28912 (permalink)
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I'd give my left nut for a relevant occasion for a Lance Armstrong joke.
haaaaaaaaaaaaa


hahaha

aw gawd

awkay saw
mebbe
s'thuh wurrrddd

but eh eh
hopes i laughed according to scale on how funny this actually is.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:55 PM   #28913 (permalink)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaa


hahaha

aw gawd

awkay saw
mebbe
s'thuh wurrrddd

but eh eh
hopes i laughed according to scale on how funny this actually is.
Well, I can see what you left plug to go do.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:59 PM   #28914 (permalink)
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all of the fun
none of the bums

i don't know why i ever stopped smoking
really, i was good tonight
i had my routine shandy and 200mils vodka omw home
responsibilities hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
then i got a 4pack of ciders and a shot of whiskey
THE REST IS JUST THE WEED

And it was ditch stuff too
barely hold that down i could
holding down bad weed is a lot harder than holding down liquor
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Old 09-22-2014, 12:10 AM   #28915 (permalink)
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I broke the news to my mom about my cat, at first she was not happy but then gave in and realised it was a good thing for both of us. I'm so ****ing tired today. I'm not getting a lot of sleep at the moment, I'm not sure why.
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Old 09-22-2014, 12:12 AM   #28916 (permalink)
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I broke the news to my mom about my cat, at first she was not happy but then gave in and realised it was a good thing for both of us. I'm so ****ing tired today. I'm not getting a lot of sleep at the moment, I'm not sure why.
PICS OR YOU ARE LYING AND IT DIDNT HAPPEN LIARLIARLIARLIAR PANTSONFIREFIREFIREFIRE

seriously get with the pics already.
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Old 09-22-2014, 12:33 AM   #28917 (permalink)
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PICS OR YOU ARE LYING AND IT DIDNT HAPPEN LIARLIARLIARLIAR PANTSONFIREFIREFIREFIRE

seriously get with the pics already.
Prepare to melt:





Last night I tucked her in:





When I first got her on Friday:

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Old 09-22-2014, 12:37 AM   #28918 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2014, 12:37 AM   #28919 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2014, 03:31 PM   #28920 (permalink)
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I snagged a ticket to the New York Film Festival world premier of "Gone Girl". It's my first premier and my first film festival. I'm f*cking excited. The showing is this Friday.
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