MasterBaggins

My day is doing something you might call 'nothing'. However, I had a fairly good one, and since 'a procreating erection' 'approximate erection' and 'beer chugging' are the first three tags in this thread, I'd say I'm doing even more marvelously

ladyislingering

I'm glaring at you.

You just can't see it.

You just be nice to that beautiful baby Kittyface McAngelwhiskers and there won't be a problem.

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MasterBaggins

Is that a euphemism I see hidden in there somewhere, or is there an actual cat by the name of Kittyface McAngelwhiskers?

Chula Vista

I'm so looking forward to your evolution here.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ladyislingering

Every cat is a Kittyface McAngelwhiskers.

I just really love cats.

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MasterBaggins

ADHD and figuring out just what maturity means makes for an interesting combination, but I do think I need a Thunderstone to do any evolving.

Cats are very amazing creatures, but I prefer dogs because their stupidity seems to reflect far closer my own personality. Not that I don't have sociopathic tendencies like (some) cats, but..

GuD

my poor dog has a nasty flea issue and has to wait until tomorrow before I can get her medication. I read somewhere that fleas hate the smell of cider vinegar and alcohol... All I have is hard ciders... I rubbed about a can of the stuff on her and it seems to help but now my dog is running around the house smelling like I do whenever I get the chance.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

ladyislingering

if you put a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar in her water (all she has to do is ingest it) the fleas will be repelled.

fleas are a huge pain in the ass here, too.

finding them goddamn fucking everywhere in this apartment but being diligent about the systematic murder of their kind, so hopefully they'll fuck off soon.

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ladyislingering

I forgot to mention that my skin reacts horribly to flea bites so I'm really passionate about killing them. I guess they just like this lovely Scandinavian blood.

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Mondo Bungle

Just kinda getting high and listening to Soundgarden because I'm so 90s.

Nah, they rock though.

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