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Carpe Mortem 01-08-2015 03:50 PM
Seriously though, defecation goes so perfectly with a book and a cigarette.

The Batlord 01-08-2015 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1535190)
Seriously though, defecation goes so perfectly with a book and a cigarette.
You ran out of toilet paper or something?

Carpe Mortem 01-08-2015 04:12 PM
I know that was a joke... But seriously dude. Its the best.

The Batlord 01-08-2015 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem (Post 1535201)
I know that was a joke... But seriously dude. Its the best.
That's what my laptop is for. Remember that, kids. If we're conversing, I'm usually either naked or taking a ****.

Scarlett O'Hara 01-08-2015 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1534961)
It's -3 deg F here. My whole body's numb.
It sounds like you need some human body heat.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1534973)
I rubbed lidocaine on my scrotum. The entire lower half of my body is numb.
Smh. :laughing:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1534986)
Sorry about that. But it was worth it, right?
Of course batty, you know I adore a good spanking!

The Batlord 01-08-2015 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1535219)
Of course batty, you know I adore a good spanking!
You coy minx.

GuD 01-08-2015 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1535102)
Any links on this? Wouldn't think that would be legal.
Not yet. They're shutting down next weekend too but for construction and stuff. I actually didn't know they were closed last weekend until today and there's no information about it anywhere. I think they were trying to keep it on the DL. All I know is you've gotta be one hell of a ****ing ******* to mess with that many people like that just so you can married at an SF landmark. People get hitched at the Eifel Tower, I'm sure. They don't have the whole damn place shut down just so they can feel special though.

The Batlord 01-08-2015 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1535253)
Not yet. They're shutting down next weekend too but for construction and stuff. I actually didn't know they were closed last weekend until today and there's no information about it anywhere. I think they were trying to keep it on the DL. All I know is you've gotta be one hell of a ****ing ******* to mess with that many people like that just so you can married at an SF landmark. People get hitched at the Eifel Tower, I'm sure. They don't have the whole damn place shut down just so they can feel special though.
They didn't even just shut down one side and bottle neck through the other?

GuD 01-08-2015 06:54 PM
The whole thing, from what I've been told. I was working at the time and didn't catch the whole story but that's what I heard. People came in and explained what was going on because the whole staff was confused.

The Batlord 01-08-2015 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1535296)
The whole thing, from what I've been told. I was working at the time and didn't catch the whole story but that's what I heard. People came in and explained what was going on because the whole staff was confused.
You should have told them that you couldn't serve them because Jay-Z and Beyonce had reserved the entire restaurant to have their second child in.


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