as a woman who has been with an Italian man for 3 years now, I can confirm that Italians do everything better.

I have a shirt that says that.

Ki's Italian?

I have one that says, "If it ain't Scottish, it's crrrap!"

most accurate shirt on the face of the planet.

though I did see one in a porno shop once that said "I don't eat meat (but I put it in my mouth)"

now that was a perfect shirt.

Are you excited for the new Chromatics album?

he's got the permatan and bread in hand with every meal, man.

My boyfriend's Italian and Russian. Needless to say, I'm the laid back one.

Dropped some jaws on Saturday night, but I didn't have any CD's to hand out. It's funny when you play a party and everyone treats you with a bit of contempt, until you get up and play. Attitudes really change.

Look at me, I'm all smug now.

And the sober one I'm guessing.

Just dropped the cat off at the vet for his neutering procedure.

It'll be a bit spendy but it's the best vet's office in town so I have no complaints.