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Old 02-26-2015, 09:22 AM   #30671 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:22 AM   #30672 (permalink)
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"God this guy masturbates a lot in here."
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"This guy must be single. I can make my move now."
He's with his son. Two for one deal!
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:23 AM   #30673 (permalink)
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You're doing it wrong.
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:27 AM   #30674 (permalink)
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You have a vagina readily available to you. I don't. I have to use the shower.
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:31 AM   #30675 (permalink)
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Yeah, the life of a hermaphrodite can be tough.
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:33 AM   #30676 (permalink)
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I read in the paper that a guy I used to work with years ago got sentenced yesterday.

Here's what happened.
He's sharing a flat with a friend of his who worked in some kind of investment bank where he earned around £26,000 a year.

Bank guy starts paying for trips abroad for my old coworker and his own friends including 15 of them going on a fully paid trip to Ibiza and him buying business class trips to New York for the two of them.

Turns out bank guy embezzled £500,000, police arrest the two of them plus another friend. They interview ex-coworker he 'Thought it might be illegal'

He got banged up for 9 months.
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Old 02-26-2015, 11:24 AM   #30677 (permalink)
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Old 02-26-2015, 11:32 AM   #30678 (permalink)
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Boo. Poor WWWD. Plankton (does not) like this post.

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Old 02-26-2015, 11:33 AM   #30679 (permalink)
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What happened? Stitches??
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Old 02-26-2015, 11:34 AM   #30680 (permalink)
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Damn you and Chad be getting kinky.
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