All of this is a little heavy. I'm just struggling with my decision on where to eat dinner. I'll figure out.

There are so many questions to ask. How much are you willing to spend? Do you have time to sit down and eat? Do you want to get something delivered? Will you have other people with you who might have ideas of their own? Do you want anything in particular (e.g. burgers, Chinese, no diarrhea, etc)?

It's a tough world out there, man. I'm pulling for you.

Rickey Medlocke, guitarist of Lynard Skynard, lives close to me and goes to the Starbucks I hangout a lot at. Got his autograph the other day, but it just hit me that he came to the restaurant I worked at maybe a year ago and took his straw wrapper and turned it into a fully-functional paper noose. I didn't serve him, but I took his plate away and saw him playing with it. We laughed and shared a moment. Didn't even know he was in Lynard Skynard, then.

I can do that. It's a cool bar trick. It's the same as a normal noose you just have to be really careful not to rip the paper.

You're missing the point Chula

Splain?

He met Ricky Medlocke.

Saw him last summer, and he was pretty great.

Obviously.

For Chula the noose was the highlight of the story.

I can do one too btw.

I find your cavalier attitude toward nooses to be offensive.