Naps are for the elderly. Surely a youngster like yourself doesn't need them.

Naps are my ****. They help for those nocturnal parties too.

And they only count if you wake up with a bit of drool on the pillow.

Who gives a **** whether or not I need one? I wish I lived in ****ing Spain or Italy or wherever it is that the whole country stops in the middle of the day just so everyone can take a nap. **** the Protestant work ethic.

F*ck that. Move to Mexico and take a siesta. Seriously, they really do it. Drive through TJ around noon and you'll see hoards of Mexicans napping in whatever shade they can find.

+1 for naps, I do that **** daily.

I also am regularly up at 4am for work and never tuck in before midnight so my sleep cycle is fulfilled in shifts.

Catholic work ethic FTW.

I thought that was just in Spain. I'd move to Mexico, but I'm allergic to decapitation.

Work only when the boss is looking and make sure to be good and drunk.

Hallejulip, Jeebus be praised.

I want to wake up but I'm not dreaming..
Ironically the best I've ever felt was in a dream, yet the worst I've ever felt was in real life..