Your Day

Cheese · 09-22-2006, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

In the back seat huh...well, that's what happens when you take your eye off the road.

I'm intrigued.
How did you manage to attach an eyeball to a chain?

Simplicity. Just tie the nerve endings around one of the links.........Well it worked till today when the f*cker fell off in my coffee. Still drank it though.

It now resides on top of my computer monitor at work......The wonders of elephant glue

DontRunMeOver · 09-22-2006, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman

I managed to completely disgust my workmates by parading a real life human eyeball around on a chain. I was wrecking out a car which had been dropped off. It was involved in a car vs truck, triple fatality.
I was in the midst of pulling out the rear seat when I noticed what I thought was a marble..........Turns out it wasn't.

You sir, are a genius. I wouldn't have drunk the coffee though.

Mr Sensitive · 09-22-2006, 04:50 AM

DearJenny · 09-22-2006, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by cheeseman

Well it worked till today when the f*cker fell off in my coffee. Still drank it though.

.....I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit. lol.

right-track · 09-23-2006, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Sensitive

Someone needs to take a bath.

My day...actually night.
Didn't sleep a wink due to a splitting headache and a bad stomach...lovely.
The kids will be up anytime now to brighten up my day!

Heavy sarcasm ^

holdyoualways · 09-23-2006, 11:23 AM

so im sick
& chris didnt come over
& i have chemistry to do
which i am highliy procrastinating on
what a lovely way to spend a saturday

DontRunMeOver · 09-23-2006, 11:29 AM

If you need any help with that chemistry, then ask me. I have a master's degree in chemistry

holdyoualways · 09-23-2006, 11:42 AM

sweet!
you wanna do my worksheets for me?

tdoc210 · 09-23-2006, 12:45 PM

Well, i am back as you can see. Yes well, My week has been interesting but yesterday, was one of the greatest days ever My friend Molly and I met and hung out for 5 hours, on a park bench. It was great.

I also broke my specialized mountain biking so, i got myself a new Cannondale rush 400, I won't say the price, but lets just say that's 10 years birthdays.

But anyways I think that i m in love

DearJenny · 09-23-2006, 02:36 PM

I just got home from work. And my dog has fleas.

09-22-2006, 04:50 AM	#3283 (permalink)
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 811	__________________

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holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	so im sick & chris didnt come over & i have chemistry to do which i am highliy procrastinating on what a lovely way to spend a saturday __________________ You're my satellite <3

09-23-2006, 11:42 AM	#3288 (permalink)
holdyoualways Elevator to the moon Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,088	sweet! you wanna do my worksheets for me? __________________ You're my satellite <3

09-23-2006, 12:45 PM	#3289 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	Well, i am back as you can see. Yes well, My week has been interesting but yesterday, was one of the greatest days ever My friend Molly and I met and hung out for 5 hours, on a park bench. It was great. I also broke my specialized mountain biking so, i got myself a new Cannondale rush 400, I won't say the price, but lets just say that's 10 years birthdays. But anyways I think that i m in love __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

09-23-2006, 02:36 PM	#3290 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I just got home from work. And my dog has fleas. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.