If it makes you feel better I can't say I haven't injured my kid. One time we were riding skidus and he went to get on the back of mine and he pushed us off by accident. He ended up doing a split for a minute then he slipped and cut his foot open on the dock. Another time we went sledding and I tumbled off my sled and rolled down the hill and collided with my youngin. He got a broke wrist out of that one. I just said I hadn't slung things at his head…but he's gotten hurt a couple times.

I thought Plankton was talking about hitting his daughter in the head with a regular golf putter, which is considerably worse. It also excuses throwing your putter while he swings.

You MONSTER!

Well, you need to put that one in the books. Use something that'll leave a lump, but not a scar. The memories will be enough.

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Well I didn't do it, gravity did!!

Edit: as an after though, they were still funny as hell. At least I didn't throw things at his head though!

Changing broker dealers at work, and the new place wants answers we never needed to ask our clients at the old place. They want them today.

Oy ****in vey. I have two assistants working with me who usually do general clerical work and helping them figure out how to help me takes almost as much time as doing it myself. They're technically registered so they legally can help, but honestly, they have no idea what investment suitability is or where to look for it. Oy. ****in. Vey.

yea... really makes plankton sound like a terrible golfer

oh snap

*yawn*

This is why we can't have nice things.

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

While doing all that running around, doing **** for signing up for classes, I had to take a 3-hour math placement test I had no idea I needed to take. It was like the pop quiz from hell. I never took a day of trig or pre-cal in my life, and suddenly it's just staring me in the face, laughing at me.