Yeah stop being a little bitch LOL I've had UTI's so many times and they are absolute HELL for those of us with vaginas. **** just be happy you didn't get a ****ing yeast infection

& yes dudes can get 'em, I gave one to one of my exes once, cause I scratched my cooch when I was trying to do shelving with some barbiturates

it sucked

Some things maybe you should just bottle up and never tell anyone.

Why? That'd make me a liar

I don't let shame get in the way of a good story

plus since you're so squeamish you're not as cute as I thought you were :(

And you definitely must be new here. I'm revoking your fan club membership

No! I'll be less of a bitch. Tell me more vulgar stories, I'm very interested.

No, I really think you don't want to hear them, they get worse than that, lmao

You think YOU have nasty stories, try me chick.

Turned out being one of the best of days today. Riding the 250-YZ on the back country roads today was a complete tranquil and exciting day, both at the same time. The country side is just so beautiful here, this time of the year in particular.

A small spotted fawn and a Doe ran across the road about 50 or 30yards in front of me today, which allowed me enough time to slow down and enjoy the view. It was quite cute the way the fawn got confused for a moment and froze in the middle of the road for a second. Of course I made sure, that they made it safely to the other side. The smell of honeysuckle in the air as your riding really brings it all just that much closer to nature, absolutely a wonderful natural high. :)

Alright I'll bite

I shat on my ex boyfriend, I slapped the guy I first slept with in the face with his own semen, I threw up on my last ex's dick, I spat semen at the same guy I slapped......I could go on

I've had that happen to me.

My day was awesome sauce. Went down to the PR parade and danced for about three hours straight. Took loads of pics and videos. I wish I had fully charged my phone though because I missed out on some sweet old cars and one great float near the end. I saw some car similar to a Model T drive by. It was crazy.

LOL, I love you x