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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1669879)

Do you ever get so drunk that it's been a few minutes since I started that sentence and I don't remember where it was going.

What the **** point are you trying to pee without hitting the rim and not wanting to wipe the world of young hipster Beefheart nerds?

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1669836)

At least Batty would've spellchecked "honest"

Hello Paul. :)

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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1669930)

Hello, Paul. :)

ftfy

I was just invited to an open mic tonight. An old friend that I haven't seen in years has been hosting one every Friday at a bar my old band used play at. Apparently he knows all the people from my old band too. Small world.

On a different note, here's a funny email exchange from this morning:

x-GF: Happy Friday! Woot! Woot! Got most of my 1099’s done & now boxing up 2015 stuff. Yippee me! How was your schrimpkin?

Me: Shrimp-a-licious.

x-GF: I do like shrimp. As long as it doesn’t look like shrimp. As long as I don’t see it alive first. As long as it doesn’t have any legs. As long as it doesn’t have any eyes. I’m I annoying you yet??? Don’t answer that!

Me: No, not at all. Emails are silent.

x-GF: Okay, I’ll call you. Ha! Ha! Ha! I’m so funny!

Me: Just turned my phone off.

x-GF: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...range_-_BORED!

Me: Knife.

Dude! You have ****ed some strange ****.

Ah lahks me sum strange.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1670033)

Ah lahks me sum strange.

She does have a great smile and looks great in Orange.

She got a reel purdy mouth too.