Hot

Strange is ridiculously hot sometimes.

This one chick held her legs up behind her ears and then squirted like Niagra Falls.

Life is weird.

It's called pissing.

Eastlake Tavern and Bowl just called. We're banned for life.

Linda is wrapped in blankets on her recliner, furiously fighting off the urge to vomit.

Me, being "this" much smarter than her, had a few more, so I'm still drunk and my hangover won't hit for hours.

Good lord.....

Details or STFU.

Sounds like you were changing a diaper you big talk phoney.

Got together with a bunch of co-workers (ex) and got absolutely hammered. We've all been down this road before which made it way too easy to overdo it. Amazingly, no shots. I left my credit card there to pick up the entire tab of food and drink. I have zero clue how bad of a hit I'm gonna take. Linda thinks about $500.

She hasn't hurled yet. :tramp:

Her name was Doris. It was 1986. Absolutely incredible body but the brain of a twat. We only did it once (well, twice if you count the next morning). She gave me an STD.

Don't you have to actually do something besides being hammered to get banned for life?
Vomiting on the employes, streaking, doing coke from the counter... You know. Fun stuff.

One dude went ape-**** over something with his girlfriend (who's a doll). We were all pretty buzzed by then so I can't remember the details. Bottom line is he was being a drunken dick. Two bouncer dudes ended up stepping in and things calmed down.

We're not banned for life.

Hyperbole. Look it up. :p:

There were bouncers at a bowling alley?