Thanks everyone! It meant a lot to me that I was still important to this old friend after decades of separation. It brought back a lot of memories from my teens.

Definitely a good day.

I got drunk

You know how I every once in a blue moon get really drunk and say something insulting to someone on this site even though I'm just ****ing around, and then I feel like an ******* (this does not include when I'm just being angry drunk and abusive)?

Well, next time you're feeling that way, just send your douchebag dad a Facebook message. It's impossible to give a **** about being accidentally belligerent to a deadbeat dad.

Got my cap and gown for free by threatening to show up naked (plus I'd rather spend the money on beer). This is the most important thing I've learned at college.

The squeaky twat gets the lube?

No plans on walking so I dont have to worry about this silliness

do americans get "safe grad" like us cool canucks or is it just a house party after or what happens after the ceremony?

What the hell is safe grad?

A city in Russia where the drivers actually stop for pedestrians?

It was essentially an all night party set up by my highschool for after the actual ceremony. We got a box that we could fill with whatever alcohol we wanted (so long as it fit in the box - about the size of a shoe box), and then they shuttle bussed us to an unknown location, which was just a giant fenced off field. Then we got our boxes and were just let loose to do whatever, chaperoned by parent volunteers. They had a barbecue set up and would cook us food all night too. Then they bussed us back into the city at like 6am. It was a wild time