I was a sad and lonely latchkey kid, so no.

thats so sad, batlord. i'm sorry. i'll send you some hummus and knafeh to make you feel better <3

So was I. Suck it up, sissy boy.

I walked 3 miles uphill to school in newspaper shoes wearing 3rd generation hand me down clothes while juggling a warm potato to keep my hands from getting frostbite.

Pussies.

**** hummus.

I got about four hours of time without any supervision. Who's complaining?

meh. you live in america. you probably only tried fake hummus. you know the stuff they sell in the supermarket. not hummus beiruti.

Yeah. Supermarker hummus just tastes like bland cornmeal or some ****. It's more bland than anything else, with a vomit-like consistency that makes it kind of disgusting.

^^^^ who the **** buys hummus from the supermarket/????? ugh. thats disgusting.

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The Trader Joes brand ain't bad.