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Key 05-24-2016 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1701020)
None of them are true followers of dog though.

Well a lot of them don't misinterpret the bibles verses. I'm only speaking from what I've been told, but I know a lot of people who are Christian and homosexual will base their beliefs on certain parts of the bible, and not in its entirety. Which I would think is more agnostic. But what do I know.

kibbeh 05-24-2016 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1701018)
You do know there's plenty of homosexual christians, right?

yeah i do

i never said there weren't any. i know a few myself. and a bunch of homos who call themselves muslim too.

Frownland 05-24-2016 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1701023)
Well a lot of them don't misinterpret the bibles verses. I'm only speaking from what I've been told, but I know a lot of people who are Christian and homosexual will base their beliefs on certain parts of the bible, and not in its entirety. Which I would think is more agnostic. But what do I know.

You mean they take their religious texts with a grain of salt? Holy ****, I didn't know those people existed.

Paul Smeenus 05-24-2016 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1701023)
Well a lot of them don't misinterpret the bibles verses. I'm only speaking from what I've been told, but I know a lot of people who are Christian and homosexual will base their beliefs on certain parts of the bible, and not in its entirety. Which I would think is more agnostic. But what do I know.

That's true with any "believer", as various parts of this amalgam of authors utterly disagree with other parts. As an example, Kent Hovind claims that he believes every letter of the bible, then denies flat earth models (one of the only times he's not wrong) which is clearly stated in any 100% literal interpretation. There's oodles of examples of this.

The Batlord 05-24-2016 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1701009)
If you live in a society with unlimited, at-your-fingertips, high-speed internet access, you're probably not strictly straight. After all, all "straight" porn is gay.

http://wagner.edu/hawktalk/files/201...s-confused.jpg

Zhanteimi 05-24-2016 03:02 PM

Just ponder that a little more, Bat, and you might get it.

Key 05-24-2016 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1701028)
You mean they take their religious texts with a grain of salt? Holy ****, I didn't know those people existed.

It's a rare breed.

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1701045)
That's true with any "believer", as various parts of this amalgam of authors utterly disagree with other parts. As an example, Kent Hovind claims that he believes every letter of the bible, then denies flat earth models (one of the only times he's not wrong) which is clearly stated in any 100% literal interpretation. There's oodles of examples of this.

True. Until you talk to an extremist.

Frownland 05-24-2016 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1701050)

Maybe he means that going in one direction is a good way to make yourself happy.

The Batlord 05-24-2016 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1701053)
Just ponder that a little more, Bat, and you might get it.

Man... plus woman... multiplied by intercourse... divided by the square root of ass-to-mouth... equals gay? Am I close?

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1701060)
Maybe he means that going in one direction is a good way to make yourself happy.

So... all straight porn is happy? I mean, it makes me happy (though not all of it), but some of the performers certainly look bored.

Paul Smeenus 05-24-2016 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1701056)
True. Until you talk to an extremist.

Kent Hovind is pretty effing extreme imo but sure it can get even worse.


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