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Paul Smeenus 06-01-2016 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1703677)
^ hey I was literally in both Seattle and Portland a few short days ago. both really cool cities. cant say anything of the suicide spots of choice tho

You were in Portland and didn't look me up?

Well I don't blame you, I wouldn't wanna see me if I were me.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-01-2016 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1703709)
You were in Portland and didn't look me up?

Well I don't blame you, I wouldn't wanna see me if I were me.

I'd look you up, but only if you put out on the first date.

The Batlord 06-01-2016 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1703708)
Not if you don't like sweets. It'd be an ironic way to go though if you don't.

No suicide bridges around here that I know of, but then again in Chicago, if you're looking to get dead, just step outside or drive down the freeway.

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If you don't like sweets then you're already dead, even if your body hasn't taken the hint yet.

Frownland 06-01-2016 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1703711)
If you don't like sweets then you're already dead, even if your body hasn't taken the hint yet.

Nah. It's just more for you fatties.

Plankton 06-01-2016 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1703711)
If you don't like sweets then you're already dead, even if your body hasn't taken the hint yet.

Ok there diabetes boy. I'll start shoveling.

The Batlord 06-01-2016 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1703714)
Nah. It's just more for you fatties.

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1703715)
Ok there diabetes boy. I'll start shoveling.

You may as well say that you're colorblind and tone deaf for all the sensations that you're missing out on, just because your tongue is defective.

Frownland 06-01-2016 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1703717)
You may as well say that you're colorblind and tone deaf for all the sensations that you're missing out on, just because your tongue is defective.

Wut

Plankton 06-01-2016 11:05 AM

I like sweet stuff, but I'd much rather have a cheesesteak than a cheesecake. Plus, sugar is evil. I can't see a brisket giving me diatebetes and rotting my teeth out.

The Batlord 06-01-2016 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1703730)
I like sweet stuff, but I'd much rather have a cheesesteak than a cheesecake. Plus, sugar is evil. I can't see a brisket giving me diatebetes and rotting my teeth out.

Acceptable. Savory is definitely better than sweet. There's nothing on earth quite as satisfying as a bloody steak the size of your head.

Frownland 06-01-2016 02:39 PM

Secured an interview at a vape company. If it goes well I'll get to try my hand at marketing to children.


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