I bet it's not for him.

You kidding. Bat loves eating stuff offor of sticks. It's his favorite way to eat.

Sooo.....my nephew calls...to tell me his great grandma my grandmother has been dead for 9 months and they just found out today. He goes on to say "Aunti unlce Melvin did it." Nigga **** you just say to me...(this is my black side btw) granny dead and uncle melvin did it...but uhh we all thought she had dementia...so you know but we aint seen her in forever went by her house and the new tenant say she died....umm who I ask you who has rented my grandmothers house .....uncle melvin. However this is my criminally insane nephew (not my hoity tottity model nephew noo from the arab jew white side nooo) this. Nigga wanna burn down the house.... So I did what any sensible black aunti would. "Nigga you burn down yo grandma's house with these ppl in it.Imma come to ohio tonight and ****ing kill you. **** wrong with you? Call the police and have some proof else they gone laugh you out the police station. All three of yall out there in the road looking stupid."

I was given the the "yes mam"

Although Im pretty sure ...those fools are buying a gas can. Imma have stroke. I quit.

That ****ing sucks.

What?

One of your relatives killed your great grandmother? That is a very ****ty situation.

Im more confused he called me on my way home and was like are you sitting down...yea Im driving. I had to pull over to the weed mans house.Only sensible place to stop...Im still waiting on my call back from 40 minutes ago talking bout call you back in 10....smh cp time.

roxy im sorry habibti :(

They have litterally no proof.... Just wild theories to which the queen of tin foil even said look do you have anything concrete other than her telling the 3 of you Uncle Melvin was trying to kill her.... And that somehow her will got switched to him owning all her properties before she died... Nooo..And shes cremated no funeral no notification nothing. No we got nothing but hearsay.

Its fine. Really. Im used to the knocks on both sides of my family these last 6 months