Im starting to think paranoia runs on the blackside of my family. I must get this gene from them. And the reinforcement that it is, yes the goverment from my cultist white aunt. Its all becoming clear.

My granny, their great grandmother.

There was a crazy ass earthquake last night that woke me up. There was a boom and I woke up to the house shaking and there was a second one that made the tv rattle loud as **** and cracked one of the windows. Anyone else feel it?

i didn't!

Sorry. The breakfast burritos at work don't really agree with me.

today something really ****ing embarrassing happened. i was at my friends place just chilling and listening to music and i was really tired and didn't sleep well last night. i fell asleep on the couch and i was apparently sleep talking and saying all kind of embarrassing **** and now i want to runaway and change my name.

Since when do breakfast and burritos exist in the same sentence?

And it made you make a ****ty joke?