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~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-31-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

You have this fab way of negating sentence one with sentence two.

elaborate you vile fiend

Merkaba · 10-31-2006, 11:58 PM

Since there are 4 senteces to choose from, I'm gonna pick this combo:

Sentence one: "Isn't a complete dumbass"

Sentence two: "Watched ECW"

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-01-2006, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Since there are 4 senteces to choose from, I'm gonna pick this combo:

Sentence one: "Isn't a complete dumbass"

Sentence two: "Watched ECW"

well, ECW is pretty crappy so you may have a point. but crappy wrestling is better than no wrestling on tuesday nights i guess.

right-track · 11-01-2006, 04:07 PM

Today my daughter finally passed an half inch chrome ball bearing, she swallowed two days ago.

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 04:11 PM

did you have to cut the turd up to find it??

right-track · 11-01-2006, 04:11 PM

Yes.

She has been crapping in a potty since it happened.

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 04:12 PM

Lol!!!

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 04:12 PM

Sure beats fibre.

EDIT: MJ, your new avatar is hypnotic.

right-track · 11-01-2006, 04:17 PM

Cautionary tale.

It was a part of my sons magnetix building toy.
Each bearing acts as a joint between plastic 'sticks' that have magnets in them.
You can make cubes, 3D shapes etc.

After she swallowed the bearing I discovered that some of the magnet sticks were missing.
Thankfully the x-ray proved she hadn't.
I googled the effects of swallowing magnets and was horrified to find that they can link up in the intestine (in separate parts of the intestine) and cause a fatal blockage.

The toy is now in the bin.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 11-01-2006, 04:26 PM

I think it might be time to go on a diet.

I was walking home from work down a small lane & some bastard in a 4x4 indicated to get past me

10-31-2006, 11:58 PM	#3752 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Since there are 4 senteces to choose from, I'm gonna pick this combo: Sentence one: "Isn't a complete dumbass" Sentence two: "Watched ECW" __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

11-01-2006, 04:26 PM	#3760 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I think it might be time to go on a diet. I was walking home from work down a small lane & some bastard in a 4x4 indicated to get past me __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

11-01-2006, 04:07 PM	#3754 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Today my daughter finally passed an half inch chrome ball bearing, she swallowed two days ago.

11-01-2006, 04:11 PM	#3755 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	did you have to cut the turd up to find it??

11-01-2006, 04:11 PM	#3756 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Yes. She has been crapping in a potty since it happened.

11-01-2006, 04:12 PM	#3757 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Lol!!!

11-01-2006, 04:17 PM	#3759 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Cautionary tale. It was a part of my sons magnetix building toy. Each bearing acts as a joint between plastic 'sticks' that have magnets in them. You can make cubes, 3D shapes etc. After she swallowed the bearing I discovered that some of the magnet sticks were missing. Thankfully the x-ray proved she hadn't. I googled the effects of swallowing magnets and was horrified to find that they can link up in the intestine (in separate parts of the intestine) and cause a fatal blockage. The toy is now in the bin.