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So last night at the wedding reception they did this "longest married" couple dance thingy. We didn't get up because Linny's ankle was killing her - plus we figured we didn't stand a chance anyway.
Anyone married less than one day - sit down. Bride and groom sit down. *chuckle-chuckle* Anyone married less than five years - crowd thins. Anyone married less than ten years - etc. Goes on until the last remaining couple is at 32 years. Big applause. Linda and I are looking at each other aghast. We just celebrated our 33rd!!! WTF? |
Fuck, I hate busy days but love them at the same time. I just hate feeling tired all the time. Oh well, at least I get to sleep on the plane down to Orlando.
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The agony of defeat! Where's your competitive spirit? |
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Get a strapon... or a stretcher, tape, and popsicle sticks.
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Today I learned that kansas city has an overlap into missouri. I've been going there for years for work and never knew that. I feel dumb. Lol.
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