"Another black widow spider"

WHAT AREA OF HELL DO YOU LIVE IN???

Well I got fired, again. It appears that I'm too absent minded to be employable. Evidentally I left company assets (an ipad) unsecured again. I actually looked for this stuff before I locked up and either didn't see it or recognize it. I honestly don't know wtf I'm gonna do. My unemployment doesn't even cover my bills. My brain is just mush. I need help finding something I can do and no such help exists. I may have to look into disability. FML.

Damn Paul, that really sucks. I'm sorry to hear that =(.

Awww, I'm really sorry Paul, that's awful. :(

How can you be fired for being absent minded - have you got a union to sort this out?

**** if I know. I'd never even seen a Black Widow spider outside of an exhibit, but now I've seen two in the last few months (possibly three since there was another smaller spider that looked very suspicious, though I can't be sure). I'm pretty sure there were two males hanging around the first one too, so I think I may have prevented an even bigger infestation. I think I might look into burning the house down and blaming it on the dog.

That is seriously horrifying. They could be hiding in weird places and someday crawl up on you when you're sleeping and looking like a sizeable spider snack AND THEY'LL MURDER YOU.

Well there's no way in **** they're in my room now at least. I literally took just about everything in it out, cleaned the **** out of it, and then completely reorganized it. Unless they're hiding in my TV I'm safe... Oh god.

If you FedEx me their carcasses, I'll totally make you an embedded resin necklace for free, as long as I get to keep one.

Yeah, they're pretty much completely annihilated. I don't **** around with those little bastards, I crush them until I can't even be sure they weren't just really old pieces of gum on the bottom of a school desk. It's why I need a new dustpan. It was the only weapon at hand and I wasn't really concerned with preserving its integrity.