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Blank. · 08-31-2016, 04:18 PM

Today, I got a forty dollar guitar strap for ten bucks from guitar center. They had one on sale that generally costs fifteen bucks. The employee helping me got confused and said it was this forty dollar strap that was on sale. I didn't correct him.

Aux-In · 09-02-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

An ex-GF of mine is the manager at a comic book store down the street. They also sell Disc Golf disc's, and they're located about 3 blocks from my favorite course.

Just thought you'd like to know... maybe cheer you up a little... maybe send you into a murdering rage.

Only the leaked sex tapes would do that.

Chula Vista · 09-02-2016, 07:18 PM

Humbling day. My boss and owner called to tell me the the following:

1. He's upped my take of any proceeds from the lawsuit from 5% to 7.5%.
2. My take will be before any taxes imposed based on the settlement.
3. It'll be paid as a work bonus so the taxes will be in the normal pay mode instead of the close to 50% you get nailed with on lawsuit settlements.

Now we just have to WIN!!!!

The Batlord · 09-02-2016, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Humbling day. My boss and owner called to tell me the the following:

1. He's upped my take of any proceeds from the lawsuit from 5% to 7.5%.
2. My take will be before any taxes imposed based on the settlement.
3. It'll be paid as a work bonus so the taxes will be in the normal pay mode instead of the close to 50% you get nailed with on lawsuit settlements.

Now we just have to WIN!!!!

Holy ****. Shafting the Cali tax system. Nice.

Justthefacts · 09-02-2016, 11:47 PM

This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885

Blank. · 09-02-2016, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885

It would've been beautiful.

Justthefacts · 09-02-2016, 11:52 PM

Fascists.

Key · 09-03-2016, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885

We're not allowed to have fun anymore.

Blank. · 09-03-2016, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki

We're not allowed to have fun anymore.

We can try to create another one with people who don't mind being the butt of a joke.

Justthefacts · 09-03-2016, 12:10 AM

The prior mods handed the torch to a bunch of liberals.

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Humbling day. My boss and owner called to tell me the the following: 1. He's upped my take of any proceeds from the lawsuit from 5% to 7.5%. 2. My take will be before any taxes imposed based on the settlement. 3. It'll be paid as a work bonus so the taxes will be in the normal pay mode instead of the close to 50% you get nailed with on lawsuit settlements. Now we just have to WIN!!!! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

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Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,034	Today, I got a forty dollar guitar strap for ten bucks from guitar center. They had one on sale that generally costs fifteen bucks. The employee helping me got confused and said it was this forty dollar strap that was on sale. I didn't correct him.