This is precisely why i come here. You're like a snarky, embittered and pretentious support group.

http://i.imgur.com/txj8C4T.jpg

I'm going to a pumpkin carving party to finish off the last Lagunitas keg from a recent wedding, and then I'm going to this artsy show where several friends of mine are debuting zines and performance art pieces. It's been eight years and I finally feel like a real northern californian.

Two pumpkins right next to each other look like a pair of fake tits with erect nipples.

This is right off the highway when you drive between San Diego and Orange County. San Onofre nuclear power plant. I giggle every time.

http://www.calwatchdog.com/wp-conten...aked_.gun_.jpg

I would too.

I'm disappointed that no one here has made this their avatar.

Google would **** on us.

I'd love to see the finish product.

Also I'm jealous of those La Croix packs. I'm not even sure if I can get those in NY and if I can I have just been shopping in the wrong supermarkets.

I went to work today.
And it's not like I have a supervisor I have to please or something. I just wanted to finish some stuff and having a cold prevented me from partying yesterday anyway.
I don't even know who I am anymore.

Unsubscribed most on my friends on Facebook so I don't see stuff they do and post in my feed.
Misanthropy levels dropping rapidly.
Chula should really try this.