lol god damn that is some solid customer service

I should've gone through the mafia.

Presumably lower interest rates AND they have the decency to give you an out by just killing you. Yeah... you definitely ****ed up that one my dude.

At least Tony picks up the ****ing phone.

I had a 2000 word position paper due Friday and hadn't started it yet... just heard the due date is being pushed back to Monday. HELLLL YEAHHHH.

Position like your opinion on something? Bitch that's so easy go write it in five minutes.

Position as in make a thesis on a one of five pieces of writing (all of which suck btw) and then agree or disagree with a scholarly article on the topic. It's balls.

Those do suck balls.

What do you do?

Just f*cking stop going in.