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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-05-2016 06:23 PM
the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1778785)
the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?
Please do. I left you a very special piece of chocolate pie :)

Zhanteimi 12-05-2016 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1778785)
the grown-ups suck. can i go back to the kids' table?
Or you can just crawl under the grown-ups table. I've got some holiday meat for you to dine upon.

Lucem Ferre 12-05-2016 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1778772)
Maybe I have a congenital deformity in which literal testicles are dangling from my neck like a thanks****inggiving horror flick...

And even then, nobody on this forum would actually believe that you would ever be the one to end a nonexistent relationship with me.
Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-05-2016 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1778786)
Please do. I left you a very special piece of chocolate pie :)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1778787)
Or you can just crawl under the grown-ups table. I've got some holiday meat for you to dine upon.
Decisions, decisions...

Lucem Ferre 12-05-2016 06:30 PM
Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1778789)
Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.
(Wonders whether to snap back with a half-ass derision, or whether to allow Lucem to keep talking himself further and further away from WWWP's pants...)

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1778792)
Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

Spoiler for True meaning.:
She's talking about analingus.
I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.

The Batlord 12-05-2016 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1778800)
I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.
Analingus = rim job.

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1778801)
Analingus = rim job.
The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"


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