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Old 12-12-2016, 09:13 PM   #41511 (permalink)
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Up dick. Better than down dick.
If that's what you say my Sir.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:27 PM   #41512 (permalink)
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either way it's still a dick
Nothing wrong with dick, as long as it's not crooked.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:29 PM   #41513 (permalink)
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Nothing wrong with dick, as long as it's not crooked.
is whether it's up dick, down dick, or the last dick left, it's still the right dick?
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:50 PM   #41514 (permalink)
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up dick up dick down dick down dick left dick right dick A B start
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:50 PM   #41515 (permalink)
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hahahahahahaha

that's rich!
Says the guy who keeps his girl as a slave and forces her to have sex with him. At least my ex became a heroin addict. I consider myself the fortunate one.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:51 PM   #41516 (permalink)
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hahahahahahaha

try again!
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:53 PM   #41517 (permalink)
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Not worth my time.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:57 PM   #41518 (permalink)
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so much cringe
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:03 PM   #41519 (permalink)
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Says the guy who keeps his girl as a slave and forces her to have sex with him. At least my ex became a heroin addict. I consider myself the fortunate one.
Umm, no.

Just no.

My Sir does not "force" me into sex. Though he could if he wished, for I gave him that right. (Don't look up "consensual non-consent". It will frighten you.)

In fact, I am constantly wanting to jump his bones. I find him utterly irresistible. He never has to force me because I am always more than willing.

I am his slave, yes. (You can check my FetLife profile. I used to have a slave number at the Slave Registry before it went defunct...) But I gave myself to my Sir willingly. As a gift. It was what my love required of me. I wished to show him by an irrevocable act that I was his forever and for all time, under his authority ... and his protection.

I have had many people consider me quite overpoweringly strong. I have never known anyone who pitied my darling Sir his choice of woman. If they do, I have failed--but I will do better tomorrow to show him that he is the most beloved man on Earth...
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:05 PM   #41520 (permalink)
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... and his protection.
Yeah, but you don't need my protection. You take care of yourself just fine, as your response shows.
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