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Old 01-07-2017, 07:34 PM   #42141 (permalink)
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Sounds like Muhammed was pretty OCD.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-07-2017, 07:44 PM   #42142 (permalink)
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i don't think anyone would but on a somewhat related note there was a girl I was talking to a bit last year until she sent me nudes and I saw she had a crazy hairy ass and proceeded to delete her number
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nah you don't understand. it wasn't a touch of butt stubble. this butt was as hairy as your head. she wasn't even a hairy person, or if she was she hid it well and must have shaved everywhere else.
Why does that even matter? It's not like you are going to be eating her ass out. You are too vanilla to be doing stuff like that.

The only reason you should every care about pubic hair is if your giving oral. If she's hairy just don't do it and **** her anyways. What a bunch of wimps you lot are.
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Old 01-07-2017, 07:45 PM   #42143 (permalink)
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you need to get some standards my dude

i'm all about the ass so if she isn't gonna take care of hers for me then she can gtfo
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 01-07-2017, 07:52 PM   #42144 (permalink)
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Why does that even matter? It's not like you are going to be eating her ass out. You are too vanilla to be doing stuff like that.

The only reason you should every care about pubic hair is if your giving oral. If she's hairy just don't do it and **** her anyways. What a bunch of wimps you lot are.
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:26 PM   #42145 (permalink)
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you need to get some standards my dude

i'm all about the ass so if she isn't gonna take care of hers for me then she can gtfo
says the guy who thinks taylor swift has a nice ass
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:29 PM   #42146 (permalink)
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says the guy who thinks taylor swift has a nice ass
What's wrong with Swift's ass?

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Old 01-07-2017, 08:36 PM   #42147 (permalink)
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see, that's the best photo you could find

thanks for proving me right
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:39 PM   #42148 (permalink)
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Why does that even matter? It's not like you are going to be eating her ass out. You are too vanilla to be doing stuff like that.

The only reason you should every care about pubic hair is if your giving oral. If she's hairy just don't do it and **** her anyways. What a bunch of wimps you lot are.
I'm beginning to have concerns as to the fuckability of DJ's girlfriend.
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see, that's the best photo you could find

thanks for proving me right
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Old 01-07-2017, 08:41 PM   #42150 (permalink)
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It's nicely made I guess, but there just isn't enough flesh to be considered an ass. That's just a butt.
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