We got approximately 2 inches of rain. El Nino is out of control and we're scared to death right now. LOL

I saw four accidents involving three or more cars on my 20 mile commute to work today, presumably because of the rain.

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We should totally date.

I don't buy corsages. I receive them.

Well, that makes things a little awkward.

Are they expensive or something? I'll put out if I put you out if you know what I mean.

I **** on the first date, so we good. Just tell me I'm pretty.

I don't wanna smell your poo though.

I've heard baaaad things about Vaporub though. You might wanna think twice about applying that to... you know.