wait frownland has to **** girls? does this mean if he doesn't **** a girl within a certain period of time he'll die? whoa.

Like an unfair death sentence. Rigged one, at that.

i need to know how qwertyy's day was

it was OK but I found out I need my wisdom teeth out AND now Batlord is gone so it's starting to get worse :(

hey, don't trip chocolate chip

Buck up, buttercup. Batlord may be gone, but my spirit knows he's still with us on some secret server somewhere. Probably frothing at the mouth with a retort with which he wishes he could slap me for making this very comment.

I hope this comforts you :)

aw you guys, im comforted af.

Today they bumped me up again (in title, officially considered a "marketing lead" now instead of an assistant) and gave me more hours because I'm so awesome.

Nice! What kind of marketing work are you doing?

Doing it with the mortgage company I've been doing data entry at for years. Right now we're doing a lot of analytics so that we can find our target audience, planning some events, improving social media presence, scripting explainer videos (for parts of the loan process), blogging, and crafting a new template for the company website.