Ki, Ki, Ki. Ever the misser of points, you are. Never change, or else you'll no longer be such a soft target.

Yeah, I'll just post pictures of my bank statements and give you access to my bank account information and everything else. Such a smart idea.

Black out any info that would allow people to hack it loser.

That's why you use the paintbrush in MS Paint to blackout all the sensitive information. Try to keep up.

They raised the god damn price on cigarettes! God is a ****.

Did you offer to lick the cashier's nipple for 50 cents?

She is a reasonably attractive Indian/Pakistani/Eskimo milf with big titties, but she works with her husband so I decided against it.

And now my porn is buffering!!! Will the horrors never end?

Can't you borrow a dollar from your mom?
I know you're poor rednecks but come on...