If my city only knew what I did to their food, they wouldn't be hungry.

I've somehow just lost my appetite.

I mean, usually I just accidentally drop it on the floor, look around to make sure no customers saw it, and then serve it anyway, but I've done some sketchy **** on occasion.

They're eating at BK, they'd eat a fried rat that was rubbed all over your *******.

You'd think so, wouldn't you, but some *******s think that spending $5 means they get to "have it their way" or some ****.

Don't you be dissing on a flame grilled burger.

Who me? Burger King could **** up a premade filet mignon imported from a 5 star restaurant.

The flame grilled flavor thing is actually real. I'll take a standard BK burger over a Mickey D's one any day of the week.

burger king jalapeno chicken fries are still the **** idgaf