Lol it's pretty fucking accurate.

Finishing my last day at a really sh*tty job. Feelin' a bit like this...

I imagine your performance would be much more entertaining..

Today I thought I was off work. Hadn't been had a day off since LAST Saturday. Got a call from one of my managers five minutes before a shift of which I was completely unaware because he knew I thought I was off. Didn't even have time to wash my stankass uniform. Either I didn't check the schedule carefully enough or my dickhead store manager changed my schedule less than 24 hours beforehand and didn't bother telling me. I'm assuming the latter because that **** happens with enraging regularity at this store. And I go back to work tomorrow morning at 6am as well.


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Most likely what happened. A lot of companies pull that **** then the employee gets in trouble because "they didn't look at the schedule." I'm serious.

Hi Facebook family and friends. As some of you are aware, things have been pretty rocky on the career front for the past couple of years because of circumstances completely out of my control. Linda was also impacted by this since up until recently she worked for the same company as me. In an effort to try and stay afloat (and not have to sell the home we've lived in and loved for the past 19 years) I'm starting up a side business where I can utilize all of the tools I've obtained during my pretty lengthy career.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing "DwB Design". (crowd goes wild!) I can offer up a multitude of services including 2D and 3D design and documentation, QC and UL support, reverse engineering, marketing support including business cards, logos, placards, advertisement graphics, poster design, T-shirt design, print ads, business support including flow charts, pie charts, graphs, Gantt charts, timelines, and spreadsheets, as well as photograph services including restoration, enhancement, correction, special FX, and refinement.

I also have over 25 years of working very closely with overseas vendors and can assist in finding you the right supplier for whatever job or goods you may need at prices that might allow you to stay competitive in what's become a very difficult market here in the US and other countries.

email me at: don1960lp@gmail.com if you'd like a PDF presentation of some of my work - put DwB Design in the subject line. Also, please share this with anyone and everyone. Times are getting a bit desperate here so any help is greatly appreciated by both me and Linda. Love and best wishes to all. Thank you and a continued happy 2017.

In my head I read this in Tom Waits' voice; I thoroughly enjoyed that brief experience, so thank you.

i'm making mac n cheese

:pssst: Is somebody gonna tell Don this isn't Facebook?

Don this most definitely is Facebook