Yeah basically if his dick doesn't make your dick hard then you should send him a breakup text.

Maybe they just thought you were the Cat in the Hat on acid.

That's it. I'm a mother****ing hipster. I bought a hat.
The sun is really merciless if you don't have hair and caps are just not my thing.

Is it a straw hat?

Yeah, kinda, but it's dark grey.

34th Wedding Anniversary today. Heading out to Benihana's to celebrate and eat some sushi and hibachi. :tramp:

I'll see you there!

Long day babysitting then I just got dumped off at home so that the girl I was babysitting for could pick up her bf to go out to eat.

Anybody else just completely tired of people? Not in like a corny "everybody is out to get me" kind of way, but just how so many people can be so sure of themselves on complex subjects. It gets to the point that people are becoming delusional to justify their flawed ideas and then running with it because they are too scared to let go of everything they were so invested in and go back to square one. And every deep conversation becomes trite and dull. I don't want to spend 30 minutes listening to somebody explain something I've heard before and is probably bull****. Maybe there is something wrong with me for not wanting to participate in these tedious and stodgy human interactions. Or maybe I should just do more drugs.

And that's been my past few days.

More drugs!

Molly and Percocet

Mmmmmmm. Hibachi grilled NY sirloin, medium rare. Probably the most talented Hibachi chef I've ever seen. And he was a gringo! :yikes:

After he did his knife and spatula act I told he should graduate to balisongs next.

I can do that.

Every time the MDMA hits I always get a huge rush of really dark impulsive ideas like slitting my own throat open. Never tried Percs though. Wouldn't pain killers be roll killers?