Flew in to Pearson from Gatwick after three weeks abroad. Now jetlagged but forcing myself to stay up to get back on schedule.

Actually, screw it. I'm sleeping.

Sleep-posting? Impressive! :thumb:

Went on my second interview today and was offered the position. Ill be a GIS Analyst starting July 17th assuming i pass the drug and background check.

So how was England? Tell me all about it man.

Congrats.

Also some joke about jizz analyst.

Also your country is retarded. Drug and background checks. Wtf.

You can't save the trees while you're smoking them.

The drug addled don't deserve to afford their drugs.

Most unproductive day ever. Had edibles for the first time last night and just felt like crap today.

I have been paying minor fare for the bus for like three years no questions asked after not being a minor, but that stopped today. Thing is, it was just hella whack and I think I lost it for something so minuscule and dumb. I got on and put in a dollar, my only one, then the driver told me I had to prove it somehow. Said I couldn't anymore so if I ride again I'll just pay full, but she wouldn't let me on after I already put the dollar in, so I basically just threw it away. I bought myself a nice drink before for like $3 and then all this rage kicked in and I chucked it at the bus window. Barely even had any. I was totally stoked about the drink, man, but I lost control for a second and then it was all gone. At that point I was just a man in hysterics crying uncontrollably on the ground and cursing the world for forsaking me and stuff like that even though I was kinda in the wrong for not paying full but still. You'd think they'd let me ride after I already gave my god damn only dollar.

They say don't cry over spilled milk, but for me the whole cup always falls over and shatters, so now there's spilled milk and glass all over the floor and I'm stepping on it and **** and cutting open my feet and it's a bitch

PM on its way in due course.