Why?

Porcupines are the devil's hedgehogs.

Linda and Mojo were attacked by a pitt bull tonight. Mojo held his own but Linda ended up getting lightly bit once on each arm and slamming her head on the pavement during the scuffle.

She's cleaned both wounds with alcohol and has antibiotic cream on them (along with an ice bag on her head).

I'm checking on her every 30 minutes to make sure she's not foaming at the mouth.

Seriously though, we'll go for a tentunus shot in the morning.

Damn. What breed is Mojo?

Rhodesian Ridgeback. Thing is he's such a teddy bear I've always wondered how he'd react in a fight. Guess his animal instincts took over.

That's an 18" ruler.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...39&oe=59BC2F83

That's a tough ass breed there, of course he made it out clean. I used to have a lab mixed with one and she was pretty indestructible. Glad things didn't turn out as badly as they could have (like somehow getting tetanus from a rabid dog :laughing:).

I did ecstacy with somebody's highschool English teacher. What the ****?

I met up with bob in Sacramento yesterday. We checked out a Film Noir exhibit at the California Museum and drank a lot of beer. He's as cool as you would expect and surprisingly we got along like life long friends.

Everybody should have a bob in their lives. Part two will hopefully involve WWWP and then you'll all really be jealous.

Got an amazon gift card for my birthday and bought a bunch of Wes Anderson films on DVD.

Just remember to wear your puppet head.