Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I have been paying minor fare for the bus for like three years no questions asked after not being a minor, but that stopped today. Thing is, it was just hella whack and I think I lost it for something so minuscule and dumb. I got on and put in a dollar, my only one, then the driver told me I had to prove it somehow. Said I couldn't anymore so if I ride again I'll just pay full, but she wouldn't let me on after I already put the dollar in, so I basically just threw it away. I bought myself a nice drink before for like $3 and then all this rage kicked in and I chucked it at the bus window. Barely even had any. I was totally stoked about the drink, man, but I lost control for a second and then it was all gone. At that point I was just a man in hysterics crying uncontrollably on the ground and cursing the world for forsaking me and stuff like that even though I was kinda in the wrong for not paying full but still. You'd think they'd let me ride after I already gave my god damn only dollar.

They say don't cry over spilled milk, but for me the whole cup always falls over and shatters, so now there's spilled milk and glass all over the floor and I'm stepping on it and **** and cutting open my feet and it's a bitch

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I have been paying minor fare for the bus for like three years no questions asked after not being a minor, but that stopped today. Thing is, it was just hella whack and I think I lost it for something so minuscule and dumb. I got on and put in a dollar, my only one, then the driver told me I had to prove it somehow. Said I couldn't anymore so if I ride again I'll just pay full, but she wouldn't let me on after I already put the dollar in, so I basically just threw it away. I bought myself a nice drink before for like $3 and then all this rage kicked in and I chucked it at the bus window. Barely even had any. I was totally stoked about the drink, man, but I lost control for a second and then it was all gone. At that point I was just a man in hysterics crying uncontrollably on the ground and cursing the world for forsaking me and stuff like that even though I was kinda in the wrong for not paying full but still. You'd think they'd let me ride after I already gave my god damn only dollar.

They say don't cry over spilled milk, but for me the whole cup always falls over and shatters, so now there's spilled milk and glass all over the floor and I'm stepping on it and **** and cutting open my feet and it's a bitch

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a terrible dictionary.

Originally Posted by elphenor

Working at 8am chug 2 energy drinks in 15 minutes I'm as not a morning person as you can possibly not be a morning person

In elphs socialist republic no work shall be done before 12pm (and everyone's allowed to be 15 minutes late)

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I have been paying minor fare for the bus for like three years no questions asked after not being a minor, but that stopped today. Thing is, it was just hella whack and I think I lost it for something so minuscule and dumb. I got on and put in a dollar, my only one, then the driver told me I had to prove it somehow. Said I couldn't anymore so if I ride again I'll just pay full, but she wouldn't let me on after I already put the dollar in, so I basically just threw it away. I bought myself a nice drink before for like $3 and then all this rage kicked in and I chucked it at the bus window. Barely even had any. I was totally stoked about the drink, man, but I lost control for a second and then it was all gone. At that point I was just a man in hysterics crying uncontrollably on the ground and cursing the world for forsaking me and stuff like that even though I was kinda in the wrong for not paying full but still. You'd think they'd let me ride after I already gave my god damn only dollar.

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

PM on its way in due course.

Originally Posted by djchameleon

That was so overdramatic. I wish I was there to witness it and get a good chuckle out of it.

So Jay Z new album dropped but I am too lazy to put in any effort into finding a copy of it.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Took a nap after work and now I can't sleep. Was listening to some scary stories on Youtube to hopefully lull me to sleep but it wasn't working, so I decided to turn it off cause I wanted to be able to go outside for a cigarette without having to check the bushes for Satan. I don't know why I keep going back to Reddit and creepypastas in the dead of night. It never makes me feel good.