I think the vasectomy idea is a winner. Oojay, you might want to suggest it as a vote winner for the 'pubs.

"hey you drunken bastards, who wants a needle in the testicle?"


/my funeral

I don't think doctors would say 'trust' was one of the best antiviral or antibacterial agents available. Plus, even if you trust somebody to think they are clean, how can you really trust that they know their own body that well?

^lets hear it for actually causing epilepsy via the internet..


my day was odd.
now im actually allowed back to college by my oh-so-leaneant parents, ive still not learnt & am completely fxcked over with all the work & exams.
so whyd i go back?
ive no idea.
hey you guys, guess what i learned today!
i dont know where im going in life.
frickin awesome, i know.
bet you're all jealous.

^I'm 20, I still dont know where i'm going in life...well I do...no where fast..
Today was cool, my nephew barged into my room and woke me up, he's 2 bless. Then I chilled again, when my friends have money we need to go for a drink. Coz this is getting silly now.

mm. but you dont got my parents.
they pulled me out of college not long ago, they still have that power until im 18, unfortunately im the youngest in my year so i still got quite a while to wait.
but its just crapppp.
i know im only doing half of what i do for their sake.
so i guess thats why i dont know where im going.
theyve not told me that far ahead yet.
ohwells.
theres always trusty vodka & weed i guess. =/
haha.
gotta smile :)

Yay!
They let you go back.

Congrats.
:)

haha, thanks!
ish ! now i cant even miss one lesson ever.
what the crap?
im used to missing about 10 a week.
its an addiction, i swear.
=/

had my first class of the semester. "Exposition" they called it. I prefer "a middle aged woman tells you how badly you suck at writing". now im doing my online math course. its easier than i had first thought it would be. and Im LOL'ing my ass off at you wankers who took my Idiocy thread seriously:laughing: