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:laughing: :laughing: Ok, this had to be documented, it's the funniest shit I've ever seen since I've been on this forum.

http://www.musicbanter.com/showthread.php?t=20182

LOL

my friends suck because they're not getting me drunk tonight.

I've posted a challenge via my msn name. the first of my friends to get me drunk gets a cookie!

by cookie do you mean poontang?

no, i mean a cookie. I'm always the responsible one who shows up when everyone else is already smashed, and then feels guilted into taking care of everyone, making sure they all have a ride home (meaning i stay sober to drive them), which effectively means i can never have more than one drink.

no more. They can all take care of themselves, because i'm sick of being the "go-to person" to babysit all the drunks. I want to be a drunk.

(although hey, if the guy's really hot i'm not gonna pass up an opportunity)

Be considerate, do both.

If you all die they can realize how good of a friend you tried to be.

Win-Win situation blizzitch.

(If the guy's hot just do him, don't even drink, what's the point)

^haha, i edited it, if the guy's hot....

I edited mine too.
Double post because on the 458th page, it doesn't matter.

haha, yep. and hell i'm not opposed to that. but i DEFINITELY need a night of drunkenness, so if i can combine the two, it'd kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

(i may edit later if i can think of a more suggestive alternative to "kill two birds with one stone)

This thread... is so loong...