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08-25-2017, 03:23 PM | #45811 (permalink) | |
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We have at least three sock puppeteers who have turned us into paranoid counter-terrorists.
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08-26-2017, 02:33 AM | #45813 (permalink) |
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I went with a group of my co-workers on a job-sponsered cruise around Stockholm's archipelego (räkkryssning). Next to the place where you board the boat was some tents sponsered by Silja cruises. I saw a large roulette wheel, figured they might have some free stuff, and got one of my co-workers to come with me to the tent before our boat left. In the tent was a large ball-pit and, if you found a white ball in the sea of green ones in an alloted time you got a free cruise.
Long story short, jumped in the pit and won a free cruise for myself and my family to Helsinki. My co-worker won one to Åbo, Finland. We ran back to our employer's cruise, met our group, and had a nice shrimp dinner. Came home and my husband had fixed all the lights in the kitchen so that they worked properly. It was a pretty good day |
08-26-2017, 12:37 PM | #45815 (permalink) |
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I missed the train because my pants got stuck to the fence I was leaning on.
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08-26-2017, 04:26 PM | #45816 (permalink) |
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Semi-dried shart?
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08-26-2017, 05:05 PM | #45818 (permalink) |
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Chain link fence.
I had to get help and was pretty embarrassed.
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08-26-2017, 06:48 PM | #45819 (permalink) |
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I just met Julia Hooter and didn't embarrass myself so it evened out.
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08-26-2017, 06:53 PM | #45820 (permalink) | |
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A pornstar with a sense of humor?
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