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Old 09-23-2017, 10:59 AM   #45961 (permalink)
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****ing clearly.
No **** I pulled off my hat and showed her how my terribly nappy unkempt braids look with out the hat and she said, "Oh my god! Why do you cover that with a hat! That's awesome! I'm sorry, braids and dreads are just a huge turn on for me!"

And DJ, I have two friends that have been trying to **** her for a while. She's led both of them on like that but hasn't ****ed either. Well, I've never seen her try that hard. I have no clue what she's up to but I don't like it.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 09-23-2017, 11:13 AM   #45962 (permalink)
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No **** I pulled off my hat and showed her how my terribly nappy unkempt braids look with out the hat and she said, "Oh my god! Why do you cover that with a hat! That's awesome! I'm sorry, braids and dreads are just a huge turn on for me!"

And DJ, I have two friends that have been trying to **** her for a while. She's led both of them on like that but hasn't ****ed either. Well, I've never seen her try that hard. I have no clue what she's up to but I don't like it.
Would you at least nut on her tits if you knew she'd let you?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:23 AM   #45963 (permalink)
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Would you at least nut on her tits if you knew she'd let you?
She is really gorgeous so probably if it weren't for the fact that she makes my good friend feel like glitter.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 09-23-2017, 11:29 AM   #45964 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2017, 11:33 AM   #45965 (permalink)
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She is really gorgeous so probably if it weren't for the fact that she makes my good friend feel like glitter.
She's not ****ing him and he doesn't own her. Tell him to quit being a loser and THEN slip it into her. And then give her a fake number cause bros b4 hos.
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:04 PM   #45966 (permalink)
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She's not ****ing him and he doesn't own her. Tell him to quit being a loser and THEN slip it into her. And then give her a fake number cause bros b4 hos.
I mean, she hangs out a lot so I can't just **** her and be out. He honestly wouldn't care from what he says. He was under the impression that our other friend was trying to **** her this whole time. She hasn't ****ed the guy that most chicks ****, and she's not ****ing my friend that is madly in love with her and she led both of them on fairly hard. Especially the one that likes her. So I'm really confused as to what the **** she's doing. Because she hangs out with her X and they both literally share a room and sleep in the same bed and in my head they gotta be ****ing or something. But no, I'm no going after this cock tease especially when she tried to spit that fake ass game to me lying to my face and ****. I don't like that. This must be how girls feel when these dudes walk up to them at the bar and say all this corny **** to try and get laid.



And no, I'm not a god or an enigma. I've had a few people tell me they think I"m deep or super intelligent because I'm a mystery and a keep to myself. Nope. You'll be disappointed. I'm just a bitter **** that doesn't like opening up to people. I'm about as deep as every other half assed **** name dropping Niezche because they watch enough youtube videos breaking down media to pretend to care about philosophy.
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:11 PM   #45967 (permalink)
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I'm not saying to track that pussy down, but if she's trying to hit that mangy dick then let her, especially if she's hot. But srsly why would I need to say that to another guy, clearly we're already on the same page and you're just bragging, which is what this whole thug life thing is about.

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Old 09-23-2017, 12:33 PM   #45968 (permalink)
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I'm not saying to track that pussy down, but if she's trying to hit that mangy dick then let her, especially if she's hot. But srsly why would I need to say that to another guy, clearly we're already on the same page and you're just bragging, which is what this whole thug life thing is about.
I don't know, I don't get a lot of cute girls coming to me like that and normally I wouldn't care too much how fake bitch is being but under these circumstances I think it'll be a no from me. Sorry if I'm letting you down. :/
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:39 PM   #45969 (permalink)
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Some women do like mysterious dudes though. It is a plus and they want to figure out what makes you tick or be disappointed when they find out the real you whichever comes first. Play off of that stregnth more.
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Old 09-23-2017, 12:39 PM   #45970 (permalink)
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I don't know, I don't get a lot of cute girls coming to me like that and normally I wouldn't care too much how fake bitch is being but under these circumstances I think it'll be a no from me. Sorry if I'm letting you down. :/
Sounds like a bitch move tbh.
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