I need to get my website's document library back up. I legit had ~3,000 PDFs individually uploaded, labeled and categorized. Gonna have to use generic file names from here on out in attempt to subvert the censors.

Yup, I'm a 73rd Degree [Celcius] Orange belt

#PleaseDontTroll

Impressive. How many hours of reading made you the skilled fighter that you are today?

I [physically] trained Muay Thai kickboxing and Gracie brazilian jiu-jitsu for a couple years. Had some amateur cage fights. It was a good workout and it teaches you self-discipline. It's nice to have the ability to defend yourself.

I used to spar with a friend that taught and had his own dojo and ****. It's a great way to get/stay in shape. Now days, I probably couldn't lift my leg high enough to kick someone in the crotch.

Did you win, or get your ass kicked when you cage matched?

That's a lot of degrees.

Usually only takes me 6 to get to Kevin Bacon.

You win some, you lose some. It was more about the training and putting it to use that I was worried about.

My bus driver had a heart attack and collapsed and I had to call an ambulance. They kept apologizing for the inconvenience, but it's like, I'm only ****ing late for work, he's dying.

A regular city bus?

Fair play to you for stepping up. That guy owes you his life.