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The Batlord 01-23-2018 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1918737)
I remember I thought I had a lump, on my left bollock.

I got it checked three times (after saying nothing for two weeks :D).
Turns out it was just a really gnarly hand print.

Trollheart 01-23-2018 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1918731)
I'll laugh if the doctor was wrong and you have melanoma.
I'm sure you will. However I've had a second opinion, and they said I was also an idiot.

Seriously, two doctors have confirmed it's something called a lymphoma or something like that. Apparently, if it moves easily under the skin (which this one does) it's nothing to worry about. So they say. I can get it removed at some point if I want, but it won't do me any harm if I leave it there.

Sorry to ruin your day, Batty. Put that sparkling wine away.

rubber soul 01-23-2018 10:17 AM
If it makes you feel better, Batty, my half brother had lymphoma about twenty years ago (he survived obviously)

The Batlord 01-23-2018 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1918747)
I'm sure you will. However I've had a second opinion, and they said I was also an idiot.

Seriously, two doctors have confirmed it's something called a lymphoma or something like that. Apparently, if it moves easily under the skin (which this one does) it's nothing to worry about. So they say. I can get it removed at some point if I want, but it won't do me any harm if I leave it there.

Sorry to ruin your day, Batty. Put that sparkling wine away.
Can you pop it?

Trollheart 01-23-2018 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1918755)
Can you pop it?
No. It's not a ****ing zit, you moron. It's UNDERNEATH my skin! Jeez!

Trollheart 01-23-2018 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1918753)
If it makes you feel better, Batty, my half brother had lymphoma about twenty years ago (he survived obviously)
I think you mean melanoma, don't you? Lymphoma is harmless.

rubber soul 01-23-2018 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1918770)
I think you mean melanoma, don't you? Lymphoma is harmless.

Not when it's near the lung


www.cancer.org/cancer/lymphoma.html

The Batlord 01-23-2018 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1918769)
No. It's not a ****ing zit, you moron. It's UNDERNEATH my skin! Jeez!
So pop it harder.

WWWP 01-23-2018 10:48 AM
Sounds like the same (or similar) thing as a cyst?

Cuthbert 01-23-2018 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1918779)
So pop it harder.
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